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　　爆笑的内涵英文笑话从古至今都拥有广大的受众,深受人们喜爱。

　　爆笑的内涵英文笑话：炸鸡

　　In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

　　Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

　　老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟的照片。然后他问其中一名学生，“杰克，你最喜欢哪种鸟儿啊?”

　　杰克想了想，回答，“炸鸡，老师。”

　　爆笑的内涵英文笑话：几月走的

　　When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn"t wait anylonger after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then somewarmhearted men taught him, "When you bow to somebody next time, you can count"January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, theceremony will be perfect.

　　The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that itmade his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his unclegone . So he asked the passer, "Which month did he go away?"

　　杰克给人鞠躬，飞快地一点头，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂礼貌。于是便有好心的人教他说，“下次鞠躬的时候，你就在心里数：正月、二月、……一直数到十二月为止，然后再直起身来。这样，礼节就周全了。”

　　第二天，杰克见到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。这躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一惊，赶紧逃开了。杰克抬头一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便问过路人：“我叔叔是几月走的?”

　　爆笑的内涵英文笑话：没射中

　　Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once,the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, You"re quite hopeless, Peter! Don"t waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!

　　彼得十八岁那年参了军，他需要参加几个月的学习以成为一名好士兵。彼得在其他方面都做得很好，但是射击不行。一天他和伙伴们练习射击，除了彼得其他人都没有问题。他射了九次，一次也没有命中目标。这时，教新兵射击的教官说：彼得，你看来是没希望了，不要连最后一发子弹都浪费掉!去那堵墙后面用它向自己打一枪吧。

　　Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.

　　彼得感到非常惭愧。他走到那堵墙后面。几分钟后，教官和新兵们听到一声枪响。

　　Heavens! The officer said. Has that silly man really shot himself?

　　上帝!教官叫起来，难道那个笨蛋真的朝自己开枪了?

　　He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. I"m sorry, sir, he said, but I missed again.

　　他急忙跑到那堵墙后面，发现彼得安然无恙。对不起，长官，他说，我还是没有命中。