英语笑话大全爆笑多篇

摘要：笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。小编精心收集了英文笑话故事，供大家欣赏学习!英

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　　笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。

　　英文笑话故事篇1

　　A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away .

　　有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。

　　At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out

　　到了仪式的尾声，正当抬棺材的人要将棺材抬出之际。

　　when they accidentlly bump into a wall,jurring the casket.

　　他们一不小心撞到了一面墙壁，摇动了棺材。

　　They hear faint moan.

　　他们听到了一个微弱无力的呻吟声。

　　They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

　　他们将棺材 打开，发现到这个女子实际上还活着。

　　She lives for ten more years,and then dies.

　　她又活了十多年，然后就死了.

　　A ceremony is again held at the same place,

　　在同样的地点再次举行葬礼，

　　and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

　　而在葬礼的尾声， 抬棺材的人又再次要将棺材抬出去。

　　As they are walking,

　　正当他们在走路的时候，

　　the husband cries out,"Watch out for that damn wall!"

　　老公大声叫说：“小心 注意那面该死的墙壁。”

　　英文笑话故事篇2

　　A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:

　　有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音：

　　"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

　　“停!站住不要动瞅口果你再走一步，就会有一个砖块掉到你的头上砸死你。”

　　The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

　　这名男子停住了，一个大砖块就掉在他的面前。

　　The man was astonished .

　　这名男子非常惊讶。

　　He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.

　　他继续向前走：不久后，他要穿越马路。

　　Once again the voice shouted;

　　那个声音再次叫说：

　　Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."

　　“停!站住不要动，如果你再走一步，就会有一辆汽车辗过你，你就会死掉。”

　　The man did as he was instructed,

　　这名男子因为曾被指示过，所以就照着做，

　　just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.

　　此时正好有一辆汽车左摇右晃地冲过转角处，差一点撞上他。

　　"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "

　　这名男子问说：“你在哪里?你是谁?”

　　"I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.

　　这个声音回答说：“我是你的守护天使。…”

　　"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"

　　这名男子问说：“喔，是吗?那我结婚的时候：你死到哪里去了?”

　　英文笑话故事篇3

　　A man was wandering around in a field ,

　　有名男子在田野里徘徊

　　thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her,

　　心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好，他多么幸运拥有她。

　　He asked God,"Why did you make her so kind hearted?"

　　他问上帝：“你为什么要把她造得这么心地善良?”

　　The Lord responded,"So you could love her ,my son."

　　主响应说：“我儿 呀，这样你就会爱她呀。”

　　"Why did you make her so good looking?"

　　“你为什么要把她造得这么貌美呢?”

　　"So you could love her,my son ."

　　“我儿呀，这样你就会爱她呀。”

　　"Why did you make her such a good cook?"

　　“你为什么要把她造成一个很会做饭菜的人呢?”

　　"So you could love her,my son."

　　“我儿呀，这样你就会爱她呀。”

　　The man thought about this.

　　这名男子想了一下这件事。

　　Then he said ," I don"t mean to seem ungrateful or anything,but,why did you make her so stupid? "

　　然后他说:“我并不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什么的,可是，你为什么把她造得这么笨?”

　　"So she could love you,my son."

　　“ 我儿呀，这样她就会爱你呀。”