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　　关于英语笑话口语短文：Latitude & longitude

　　The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

　　After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

　　After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you"d be eating alone."

　　关于英语笑话口语短文：Baby brother

　　A couple took their granddaughter to the hospital to visit her mommy and new baby brother.

　　She was fascinated as she touched his tiny fingers and toes. But, when she spotted the baby"s name tag on his ankle, she exclaimed, "Oh, look, Mommy! They left the price tag on."

　　关于英语笑话口语短文：Grace before eating

　　TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

　　SAM: No sir, I don"t have to, my mom is a good cook.

　　关于英语笑话口语短文：Free Throwing

　　Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun.

　　They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off. "What"s so funny?" they asked him.

　　"It was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor"s house blew up."

　　关于英语笑话口语短文：I won, is that because...

　　Three third graders are playing at recess. A white kid, Jimmy, an Italian kid, Joey, and a black kid, Tyrone. Jimmy says, "I"m bored, every day we come out at recess and do the same thing. Lets do something different. Lets measure our penis"." So they all whip out their penis" and Jimmy and Joey say "Wow Tyrone, u have the biggest penis, you win." So that night Tryone"s mother asks what he did in school, so he tells her, "we were really bored at recess, so me Joey and Jimmy measured our penis", and mom, guess what. I won, Is that because I"m black?? so his mother looks at him and says, "No son, its because your 23.